Awesomedannyt
Hi I am AwesomeDannyT, I write funny stories from my drunken nights out and past.
A selecton of the lengendary tales of utter awesomeness me and my people have endured, experianced and enjoyed. These are all true stories. Names have been replaced to protect identities.
ADT's Evil (Written:12/03/08 Happened:05) - ADT's first story. In the space of 15 hours ADT managed to: get drunk, get thrown across (literally) then dragged out a club, find a girl he didn’t know, get her fired from her job, get laid, get her disrespected from her grandparents, get her evicted from her house and dumped. Seriously, one night.
The Worst Date Ever (Written:16/03/08 Happened:04) - ADT's encounter of the most disturbing date in the world ever ever EVER!
The Roof Monkey (Written:16/03/08 Happened Feb & Mar 08) - ADT's story about when some trepassing scumbag decided to climb on his roof. He escaped the first time, but was stupid enough to return. Silly chav.
ADT Spews. (Written: 19/03/08 Happened:Early 07) - ADT shows how bad drinking is and the consequences that can follow or more to the point how an Awesome DannyT would handle chucking up all over a club.
The Most Embarrassing One Night Stand in History (Written: 19/03/08 Happened: March 07) - ADT's an idiot and sleeps with a BridgeTroll, humor and humiliation follow. Not good.
The Most Troublesome Snog Ever (Written:24/04/08
Happened: Early 2007): How bad can just one little snog
be for a single guy out in town? This bad.
